Oh Sh*t Kit

It's the day of the big event, but then something happens or is forgotten... "Oh Sh*t!"
That is where the "Oh Sh*t Kit" comes into play.

I first put it together for my little sister's (SisV) wedding. It was part of my role to be prepared for anything. Since anything can happen at a wedding, I needed to be armed for everything.

In this instance, the wedding music had started and we were seconds from starting down the aisle. SisV was nervously picking at her cuticles. She then brushed her hand against her beautiful white gown, and a streak of red blood appeared!
We searched everyone looking for the source, and found her bleeding finger. (Panic may or may not have ensued.)

I grabbed the Oh Sh*t Kit and threw tissues at Mom so she could stifle the bleeding. I whipped out some SuperGlue (or Krazy Glue) which can be used as liquid stitches. While Mom applied the glue, SisV (the bride) hopped around because the glue stings, SisX was in her face calming and controlling the situation, while I dabbed the bloody gown with a wet tissue.

That moment seemed to last forever, but I think we got her finger and gown fixed up then shoved her out the door in less than 2 minutes. Whew!

Thankfully SisV has ALL the luck on her side, and her wedding was a spectacular and fun event! Seriously, NEVER play any game of chance with her... She is what balances Murphy's law in the universe.

I recently pulled this kit out again for my other sister's wedding (SisX). Her wedding was also spectacularly beautiful. While the kit did come in handy a few times, thankfully there were no major disasters to avert.

My Oh Sh*t Kit really consists of many mini kits each in their own Ziploc baggie (see left). This makes things quicker to find, easier to use, and simpler to put away.


The "Accessories Kit"
- Rings of various sizes (in case the bride and groom's have been lost or forgotten)
- Extra earrings (pearls and rhinestones in case the bride forgets hers)
- Extra earring backs
- Extra bracelet
- Matching earrings/necklace set

The "Hygiene Kit"

- Lady products (both kinds)

- Deodorant

- Razor (because "bride brain" is a real thing)

- Contact solution (also works as eye drops in a pinch)

- Contact case 

The "Hair Kit"
- Comb / Brush combo
- Hair ties
- Hair spray
- Bobby pins



The "Rx Kit"
- Benadryl (pills and cream)
- Tylenol
- Ibuprofen
- Tums
- Cough drops
- Neosporin
- Allergy pills
- Pepto Bismol

The "Mouth Kit"

- Mints
- Floss
- Mouthwash
- Toothbrush (I found these single-use Colgate Wisps with the toothpaste already included)

The "Hosiery Kit"
- Nylons
- Knee-highs
- Footie nylon socks
- Dryer sheets (You heard me right! Rub these on skin/fabric to get rid of that static cling on the inside of that wedding dress!)


The "Clean Kit"
- Hand sanitizer
- Bar soap (never know if the bathroom is missing it!)
- Lotion
- Moist towelettes
- Sunscreen (a must for outdoor weddings!)
- Bug spray (double-bag this puppy!)

The "Med Kit"
- Band-aids
- Gauze (roll / patch)
- Medical tape
- Butterfly bandages
- Alcohol pads (to disinfect)
- Super Glue (liquid stitches which came in handy!)
- Condoms (because you never know)



The "Fashion Kit"
- Stain stick (I had wipes too)
- Lighter (stops stray threads and frayed ribbon!)
- Regular tape
- Extra ribbon (I had black and white)
- Fashion tape (double sided to help keep fabric in place)
- Lint brush
- Floral pins (for stray boutonnieres, corsages, and bouquets)
- Mini sewing kit (needles, thread, scissors, pins, and SAFETY PINS!!! Safety pins are a must! So versatile. Between shoes, dress straps, bustles, etc., pack lots of these!)

The "Makeup Kit"
- Oil absorbing sheets (no shiny foreheads in pictures please!)
- Powder
- Mirror
- Clear nail polish (also good for runs in stockings and loose threads)
- Nail polish remover (I found wipes!)
- Eye shadow
- Nail kit (clippers, file, cuticle scissors)
- Tweezers
- Eye liner
- Mascara
- Lipstick
- Chap-stick
- Concealer (try to match the bride)

The "Sustenance Kit"
- Water! (for the bride... make her drink!)
- Straws (so she doesn't mess up her lipstick)
- Granola bars (a must for blood sugar boosts)
- Alcohol samplers (not enough to get drunk or spike the punch, but just for a little liquid courage if needed...)





Miscellaneous
- TISSUES!!! (I didn't bother putting these inside a mini-kit since they would be needed so often)
- Paper (never know when you might need a note)
- Pen
- Cotton balls
- Q-tips
- Playing cards (never know when someone needs to be occupied)



There you go, the all-encompassing Oh Sh*t Kit! Not even a quarter of these items were needed, but you never know which you will need. In the end it all packed in a bag about the size (and weight) of a bowling ball. Not too bad when you try to prepare for anything!